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I played doctor all day with the 18 year old, but not the kind of doctor you?re thinking, my brothers. It was more like nurse?my ?girlfriend? felt under the weather and I was on ?caring boyfriend? duties. It fuckin sucks having to completely drop whatever the fuck you want to do and tend to someone who is feeling a tad bit sick; and what makes it work is it was just a common cold, but because she?s such a frickin baby, I was forced to be at her beckon and call.

I made her soup, gave her a massage, monitored her medicine dosages, lied with her and watched some damn chick flick (I don?t remember what it was cuz I fell asleep?twice), and just was ?there for her?. This shit will pay off in the future, so although it pretty much sucked for me today, I could feel the love from her. She kept telling me how good I am and I kept reminding her how lucky she was.

After the second movie we watched finished, she fell asleep and I tiptoed to my room to surf the net because I knew I wasn?t going to get any ass from my ?girlfriend?. TrashyToons.com cheered me up and salvaged this almost wasted day. This site is funny as fuck?not to mention, I never realized how sexy animated skanks could be. I signed up with a FREE TRIAL and surfed until the 18 year old woke up. Then it was back to nursing duties.

My ?girlfriend? owes me some pile driver style banging when she feels better. And you better believe I?m going to collect the moment she?s back at 100%.

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The last two hours of my time was spent on the phone with my girlfriend; we talked about every motherfuckin thing?from life, to love, to the future. This broad really sees a future with me, and, for the first time, I actually can see a bright future with her under one condition?I can?t stray away from banging other broads because, well hell, that?s who I am. Of course, I didn?t mention that part to her, because some things are better left unsaid.

For the most part, she did all the initiating in the ?taking it to the next level? department, and I attempted to walk with her there and emotionally get close to her, but steered clear away from the ?let?s move in together? conversation. She brought that shit up before and we had an understanding that I was not ready?and I still wasn?t ready for that.

But being a typical nagging girl, she went there and asked when I thought it would be appropriate for us to live together. I simply said it wasn?t time yet and redirected the conversation towards planning a cross-country road trip in order to give us an idea of our living habits. This excited the hell out of her and I told her we will spend two weeks together 24/7 and if we can handle each others quirks, then maybe we could talk about it more. Little did she know, I would make sure we both would have complaints about one another.

After hanging up the phone with her, I watched TV for a bit until my hand just started wandering down to my cock. I chuckled as I made my way to the laptop and fired up TrashyToons.com to read a few comics. I used my FREE TRIAL and zoned out. The animations on this site are so fucking hilarious and a turn-on. These submissive bitches are sex slaves and I am their master. You gotta love the internet!

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I remember my first time, in the back of a truck, on the way home from watching Top Gun. I was young, stupid and horny as hell (back when Cruise was a hottie for sure!) and so after sucking my date?s cock for a bit I decided to go for it! I guess that was the first step on my long road to sexual satisfaction. I?m still walking that path even now! Thank fuck for sites like Cherry Filled Sex that keep giving me new sluts to savor with my eyes and fantasize about with my pussy?

Time to go put that to some good use right now!

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It?s been over 6 months since I?ve been back home (to San Jose, CA), so I decided to take a spur of the moment trip to visit the fam?without the 18 year old, of course. After spending a couple of hours catching up with my parents and sisters, I was torn between hanging out with ?old friends? or ?old friends with benefits??I decided to go have a drink at the local bar while I debate the issue to myself.

It wasn?t long after arriving that I spotted a familiar face sipping a Zima on the other side of the bar all by her lonesome. It seemed that my destiny unfolded itself. As I approached her, I was checking out her legs that still looked as hot as I remembered as I wondered how they would look if rested on my shoulders. She aged beautifully and dressed like a woman half her age?fucking slut. I re-introduced myself to her and we spent about an hour or so engaged in deep conversation about everything from our childhood memories to our current situations in the romance department; well, okay, so I bullshitted a little, but I said everything she needed to hear.

After the bar, we decided to nightcap back at her place. Before I could take the shot of Remy she poured for me, she swarmed me with her lips and I fell off of my feet right onto her couch. She worked her way down to my erect cock and went turbo fast, gagging and drowning in her saliva while putting on a fucking display?it made me wonder when was the last time she had cock because the slut treasured it like it?s been a long, long while.

I slitted her wet pussy with my manhood and her continuous moans were all I needed to ignite the afterburners and fuck her even harder. The whore had a glorious orgasm and it was the first of many she would experience?I gave her the fuck of her life, Trashytoons.com style. I finally spilled my seed all over her back and she said she felt like a virgin bride on her wedding night. She?s going to remember this night for a long, long time.

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After banging my good friend?s wife a couple of nights ago, I felt an urgency to go to church. I?m not religious and shit, but I didn?t feel good about tasting the unforbidden fruit?yes, I knew what I was doing, and I don?t regret it; I just feel kinda bad. That?s natural right? So how was church going to help me? I don?t know?but I needed a little repentance. My friend is a good guy and fully trusted me with his wife.

I spent nearly half an hour in church and damn near fell asleep to the preacher?s monotonic translation of the holy book. I got up to exit the ceremony early, but as I strolled down the aisle, I noticed an undercover slut sitting with her family. I have a knack for analyzing women based on first impression and this ?church girl? was no angel.

As I took a look back, her eyes met mine and I motioned, through my eyes, for her to step away from her parents. She whispered something in her mom?s ear and then walked toward me as I led her out to my car. She aggressively motioned me to fuck her quickly so her parents wouldn?t take notice to how long she?s been gone. The blood rushed to my cock with excitement and in less than 10 minutes, we were both panting and relaxed. We never even exchanged names.

I arrived home with a freshly rolled blunt waiting for me. After thinking about my accomplishments for the day, I came to a realization that I?m just a fucking squirrel trying to get a nut?nothing more, nothing less. Trashytoons.com reconfirmed that fact. If it thinks like an ass and fucks a broad in the ass, it probably is an ass.